I use Alfred to make my fellow party people feel safe

When my friends and I are smoking crack, we sure do get paranoid!

Fortunately, Alfred is here! Now when Becky wants to check for the thousandth time if the police are surrounding the place, we just stick a cell phone on the window so she can check it from the relative comfort of the basement.

Thanks Alfred! :wink:🖒

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I’m glad I’m not the on,y one!

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LMFAO… All I can picture is a Saturday Night Live Skit. I don’t think everyone is going to realize your making a joke. LOL.

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I am saddened at the low tolerance for laughter today. Perhaps humour is the new gluten? Sigh.

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Lol. That’s hilarious.
That’s actually a good Post.
Now all you need is a 9 foot long concrete room on all sides with security keys to get in.

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awesome 2019-03-07T05:00:00Z;]

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Who’s that?
Just the head homies…
I Check myself into the ER juts so I can sleep for 3 days.
What’s that?
Who? Them?
Who’s them?
There they go…
Who’s they?
:running_man::running_man::running_man::running_man:
:eyes:
:eye::eye:
:flushed:

DO REAL DRUGS

Pick up cigarette butts in parking lots.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: thats funny shit